Certainly not--at least, not the way he would have enjoyed it. *evil laughter* I mean, this is a guy who hit up a person he didn't even know if she was any good at writing porn. Either I would have done something along the lines of "he put his sex in her sex and they had sex," or it would have been filled with the urplest of urple prose.

And then he would have been all "Dude, that sucked," and I'd be all "Well, I never said I was actually competent at this."

I have a plan. It'll be fun to see if I ever get to actually implement it.