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Wow...
Lamest...phishing attempt...EVER.
Dude, if you're going to try and steal my information through Amazon, it might behoove you to change the delivery dates on this stuff I supposedly ordered from February 2007 to something a little more...current?
And if the subject line actually had anything to do with the actual email, that'd be just peachy. It's like they just threw everything on there they possibly could:
FIP NOTICE: Amazon Online Confirmation - User Agreement - Abusing Amazon
So, which is it? Am I ordering stuff, or getting kicked off for abusing the service? Make up your mind! According to the body of the email, I was ordering stuff...which should have been delivered eight months ago.
Oh, and if it wasn't addressed to eight other people besides me, that'd increase the verisimilitude of the notice as well. I highly doubt that Amazon sends out mass emails, even if people do happen to order the exact same widgets at the exact same time.
I also have my doubts that Amazon uses MSN as their mail server.
In other words:
YOU FAIL. And have just opened yourself up for mockitude on LiveJournal. Here's your fifteen minutes.
I just finished![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
naominovik's latest Temeraire book, Empire of Ivory. And all I have to say is AUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. That is not an ending, people. That is an unfair cliffhanger of monstrous proportions.
Dude, if you're going to try and steal my information through Amazon, it might behoove you to change the delivery dates on this stuff I supposedly ordered from February 2007 to something a little more...current?
And if the subject line actually had anything to do with the actual email, that'd be just peachy. It's like they just threw everything on there they possibly could:
FIP NOTICE: Amazon Online Confirmation - User Agreement - Abusing Amazon
So, which is it? Am I ordering stuff, or getting kicked off for abusing the service? Make up your mind! According to the body of the email, I was ordering stuff...which should have been delivered eight months ago.
Oh, and if it wasn't addressed to eight other people besides me, that'd increase the verisimilitude of the notice as well. I highly doubt that Amazon sends out mass emails, even if people do happen to order the exact same widgets at the exact same time.
I also have my doubts that Amazon uses MSN as their mail server.
In other words:
YOU FAIL. And have just opened yourself up for mockitude on LiveJournal. Here's your fifteen minutes.
I just finished
naominovik's latest Temeraire book, Empire of Ivory. And all I have to say is AUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. That is not an ending, people. That is an unfair cliffhanger of monstrous proportions.