Ummmm, I'm sure it wasn't MEANT to evoke this type of response, but the only thing I could think of while reading that was the line from The Truth About Cats and Dogs...

"It's okay to love your pets, just don't love your pets."

Lol of course, that response could also be due to the fact that my body is definitely nocturnal and this getting up at 0630 is kicking my ass so feel free to ignore everything I say lol