My tweets

• Tue, 16:45: Dear @DRUDGE, I disabled my adblocker for you, and the site promptly locked up my browser with unresponsive scripts. Sorry, it's back on.
• Wed, 02:33: Looked up "extreme sports" on Wiki and "cheese rolling" came up. Went "WHA?" and watched a video. Dude, Alex Jarrett would totally do that.
• Wed, 03:06: The abrupt scene break is my friend, and I will hug it and squeeze it and call it "George."

My tweets

• Wed, 04:21: And that is Scene, and two thousand words of novel first draft. Now I can go to bed with a clear conscience. #amwriting