My tweets

• Mon, 16:01: Dear @southwestern: Train your door-to-door exchange students that a "no soliciting" sign means it's ILLEGAL for them to knock on my door.
• Mon, 16:03: Next time this happens (and it will, because it always does), I am filing a complaint. Also, "I'm not interested" means GO AWAY.
• Mon, 19:55: My spam folder is a font of entertainment. http://t.co/QvCrp9ekAs
• Mon, 21:07: So, I should totally get @ChrisEvans to sign this @slcomiccon, right? http://t.co/Sc9WpNADBQ