My tweets

• Tue, 19:06: Dear @ABCNetwork: The fact that you cancelled "Mind Games," but "Celebrity Wife Swap" is a Thing? Is GROSS. Please to be cutting that out.
• Wed, 01:28: I love being lectured on gun safety by people who barely know which end of the tube the round comes out of. It's the best thing ever.
• Wed, 01:30: And being lectured on gun safety by the same people who think it's okay for terrorists and drugs lords to have guns is just peachy too.