My tweets

• Tue, 12:40: Is it okay to open on the weather if it's plot-relevant? I'm asking for... a friend. Yeah.
• Tue, 15:05: Skim Until Offended! http://t.co/7thXALjUoS
• Tue, 17:08: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an aggressively heterosexual kickass male protagonist to give a panic attack to.