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*stares @ Muse in abject horror*
Oh, good God, no.
I just now realized, this second, that my protag is going to need to get married.
Not only that, but I have three good candidates, each of whose fathers will have his own special motives for wanting his daughter to marry him.
This is a love square. Except, of course, it's all very political and maybe he wants to marry someone else entirely because that's who he actually loves, and...
*headdesks repeatedly*
I AM NOT A ROMANCE WRITER. MY ROMANCE BONE HAS SUFFERED AN IRREDUCIBLE COMPOUND FRACTURE. DO NOT WANT. WE HAVE ALL SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I WRITE ROMANCE AND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE. I WILL RUN THIS RIGHT INTO THE WALL OF WRONG. ARGH ARGH ARGH.
Not to mention the whole "Hey, he's locked himself in the dungeon because he swaps bodies with a dragon sometimes with no warning."
Just shoot me.
I just now realized, this second, that my protag is going to need to get married.
Not only that, but I have three good candidates, each of whose fathers will have his own special motives for wanting his daughter to marry him.
This is a love square. Except, of course, it's all very political and maybe he wants to marry someone else entirely because that's who he actually loves, and...
*headdesks repeatedly*
I AM NOT A ROMANCE WRITER. MY ROMANCE BONE HAS SUFFERED AN IRREDUCIBLE COMPOUND FRACTURE. DO NOT WANT. WE HAVE ALL SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I WRITE ROMANCE AND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE. I WILL RUN THIS RIGHT INTO THE WALL OF WRONG. ARGH ARGH ARGH.
Not to mention the whole "Hey, he's locked himself in the dungeon because he swaps bodies with a dragon sometimes with no warning."
Just shoot me.