agilebrit: (sod off)
agilebrit ([personal profile] agilebrit) wrote2004-08-24 03:11 pm

*snarl*

Dear email scammers:

Stop cluttering up my inbox with your stupid emails. I'm not going to click on one of your links to "update my information," because I am not a moron. I can see right down there in my little status bar just where that link is directing me to, and it's not a site I'm familiar with, no matter how "official" it looks on the screen. By the way, I'm not a Discover Card holder, and I don't have an account at CitiBank--therefore I don't need to update my information with them. They don't have my information to begin with. As for those of you who try it from Paypal and eBay, as someone who frequents the eBay Bidding Board, I am completely familiar with your little scam, and you can consider yourself reported.

As for those of you spammers who have "sexually explicit" in your subject line--stop sending me stuff. I'm less than not interested. I'm actively hostile. And those of you who think I need cheap prescriptions? I don't have any prescriptions, therefore I don't need cheap ones, and I don't buy from people who send me spam, call me on the phone, or knock on my door.

LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.

Thankyouverymuch.

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